What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:58

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Why do men like to suck another man’s dick?
Octopussy
-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
Moonraker
Goldfinger
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
How can one learn to talk frankly?
From Russia With Love
Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Which document should be pointed out to a holocaust denier?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.